W.C. Fields: Quotes
- Drinking
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake—which I also keep handy.
- Peoples and Places
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
- Perseverance and Effort
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
- Weather
It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.